The Secret Post. (:

Althea Is Blogging Without Permission.

Hahah, pretty, random picture, up there.

Anyway. Lukas is like MIA-ing.

Must be the whole sec-four-excuse-thing.

Which actually doesn't apply to him.

Since he's in like RI. ( With the cool balloon arches! )

Okay. So yes, I'm helping him update.

Uh. Okay, so he's really lagging right now.

Oh, well. Consequently, I shall list why camps suck.

1. You only get to bathe for like what, 2 minutes.

2. The INVERTEDCOMMAS beds are like, rock hard.

3. The INVERTEDCOMMAS house slash room is a chicken coop.

( I kid you not)

4. The food is vomit inducing.

5. Dipping a plate into already dirty oily water = washed.

6. There are frogs in the toilet.

7. The toliet is infested with insects.

8. The toliet is littered with used sanitary pads.

9. There are constantly very weird unnatural noises.

10. The people there expect you to finish a meal in 15 minutes.

11. The INVERTED COMMAS chores are more equivalent to like, menial labour.

12. The helmets stink like God knows what.

13. The ropes are dirty and blister causing.

14. The instructors don't allow you to apply your oh so very needed sunblock.

15. They expect you to sweep thetoliet floor with your hands.

16. They make you do the crazy, buddha claps. (sp)

17. There's alot of idk what animal's shit everywhere.

18. You're expected to squeeze 965423 people into a single bench.

19. You're expected to scoop the gray colored rice at like,

Some super sonic speed. (When the spoon is like, microscopic)

20. Camp's simply gross.

Okay. So I could go on forever,but I'll spare you.

Hum. On a lighter note, G's probably enjoying school.

:D

Love,

Refer to name above.