Ugh

Ugh, okay.
So i'm here again to clarify that Lukas is not gay.
Nor is he turning gay.
He's also, absolutely, entirely straight.

Anyway, Cristiano Ronaldo is really nice.
So actually even if Lukas likes him,
Technically, it's okay?

But, apparently, someone's real rigid.
So I'd better stop here.
Hahah (: